oh hai barbie.
C’est la vie ! <3
Lots of restless spirits at this old civil war site.
1Once a upon a time, there was a fish named Jerema. He had a best friend that shot up herione. so one fucking day grace the queen fish, got super pissy because, it was that time of the month so she sent her sister, emily the stupid fish, to lick icesicles from the roof tops of many north carolina houses. HOWEVER, her tounge got stuck and grace ordered it to be chopped off BECAUSE, LIKE I SAID BEFORE, SHE WAS CLEARLY PMSING UP THE YING YANG.
So, her sister became toungeless and mute and grace was super unpissy! BUT SUDDENLY, her ex ex ex boyfriend came over and she was SUPER PISSY AGAIN.
He came over to drop off something that she gave him 4 years prior. And she was all like “WTF“
and then she blew up canada.
this concludes my essay on the discovery on gefilte fish.
He is like wine: he gets finer with age!!
Being a size 14 doesn’t mean “you’re ugly”.
HELLO GORGEOUS!
